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Red Nose Day: Best Jokes!

Thank you for everyone who donated to our JustGiving page for Red Nose Day. We've chosen a few of our favourite jokes from our students! 


"The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed the glue stick, she still isn't talking to me!" Caitlan, Year 4


"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Pokemon!" Georgia, Year 1

"What did one hedgehog say to the other hedgehog? Ouchy!" Dylan, Early Years


"Why should you never let Elsa have your balloon? Because she'd Let It Go!" Samuel, Year 2


"I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y!" Iona, Year 5


"What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Turn around I'm changing!" Lexi-Lou, Year 3